It's So Hot...

• You can say 113 degrees (45°C) without fainting.
• You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
• The temperature drops below 95 (35°C), you feel a bit chilly.
• You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
• You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top. (and no way you can dress like that over here!!)
  
• You discover that in July, it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
• You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
• You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• Hot water now comes out of both taps.
• It is noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
• You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. (I wouldn't know, I am usually still in bed)
  
• No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
• You would rather be stranded with your car without petrol than without water.
  

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