Night # 22

Checked mobile phone - "One missed call"

Me: Hello. Did someone call me on my mobile?
Man: Hello. You speak English?
Me: Yes (What did he think I was speaking?)
Man: You speak Arabic?
Me: No.
Man: You speak English?
Me: Yes (Duh!) So did you call me?
Man: What is your name?
Me: Did you call me?
Man: You speak Arabic?
Me: I think you got the wrong number.
Man: No no. New friend.
Me: New friend? No. I am not interested.
Man: New friend.
Me: Not interested. bye.

I guess this is one way they make friends without using the internet.